Sadhublak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil centipede.

Sadhublak created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadhublak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadhublak, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sadhublak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sadhublak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Always help gulls.