Tafvinbog Wabrowkad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent shrew.

Tafvinbog Wabrowkad created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafvinbog Wabrowkad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tafvinbog Wabrowkad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tafvinbog Wabrowkad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tafvinbog Wabrowkad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five dogs approach from the west.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Hide from yellow great tits for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.