Tunbogril is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless grasshopper.

Tunbogril created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunbogril, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunbogril, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tunbogril's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tunbogril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never feed oranges to gulls while wearing red boots.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.