Yokcabcub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective owl.

Yokcabcub created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokcabcub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yokcabcub, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yokcabcub's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yokcabcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Do not take Yokcabcub's name in vain.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.