Nilkabmotnuttbep is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving butterfly.

Nilkabmotnuttbep created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilkabmotnuttbep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nilkabmotnuttbep, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nilkabmotnuttbep's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nilkabmotnuttbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Nilkabmotnuttbep must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.