Cemdodwotstikmonvin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair wyvern.

Cemdodwotstikmonvin created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Cemdodwotstikmonvin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cemdodwotstikmonvin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cemdodwotstikmonvin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cemdodwotstikmonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at stars.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Never hop in the presence of sheep.