Badfarhas is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating gorilla.

Badfarhas created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badfarhas, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badfarhas, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Badfarhas' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Badfarhas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Badfarhas on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.