Kipgenbugvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking eagle.

Kipgenbugvonk created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kipgenbugvonk, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kipgenbugvonk, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kipgenbugvonk's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kipgenbugvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Kipgenbugvonk's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never leap in the presence of monkeys.

5. Fast once a month.