Jatfomhomranbagbinciss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish slug.

Jatfomhomranbagbinciss created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatfomhomranbagbinciss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jatfomhomranbagbinciss, she will turn you into a frog.

Jatfomhomranbagbinciss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Jatfomhomranbagbinciss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four snakes approach from the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your chest.