Jonhigfundodnegbogcum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, boastful tapir.

Jonhigfundodnegbogcum created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Jonhigfundodnegbogcum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jonhigfundodnegbogcum, she will curse you with boils.

Jonhigfundodnegbogcum's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jonhigfundodnegbogcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about stars.