Wonfetlip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless elephant.

Wonfetlip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfetlip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonfetlip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wonfetlip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wonfetlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Never wear boots.

3. You must love Wonfetlip.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Wonfetlip loves badgers, so they must be respected.