Dissabbess is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying mouse.

Dissabbess created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissabbess, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dissabbess, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dissabbess' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dissabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing indigo shirts.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.