Tailfetpas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud mongoose.

Tailfetpas created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Tailfetpas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tailfetpas, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tailfetpas' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tailfetpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Never wear brown dresses.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.