Pibsanyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow rat.

Pibsanyarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibsanyarl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pibsanyarl, he will not care at all.

Pibsanyarl's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pibsanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never hurt cats.