Jamhubyim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever wasp.

Jamhubyim created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamhubyim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jamhubyim, he will manifest in front of you.

Jamhubyim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jamhubyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not make images of living things.