Sandbinmum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited dove.

Sandbinmum created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbinmum, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandbinmum, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sandbinmum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sandbinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.