Fatwodquim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tranquil penguin.

Fatwodquim created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatwodquim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatwodquim, he will remove you from existence.

Fatwodquim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fatwodquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fatwodquim on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always help doves in need.