Ciprotapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing bear.

Ciprotapp created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciprotapp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ciprotapp, he will remove you from existence.

Ciprotapp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ciprotapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about special relativity near gulls while wearing green stockings and balancing five iron spheres on your back.

5. Never talk about asteroids.