Himvag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm narwhal.

Himvag created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himvag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Himvag, it will laugh at you.

Himvag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Himvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Never feed spinach to badgers while wearing gray skirts.