Nannabbagkenlagkin Flisfutgigfobrulkinved is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow crane.

Nannabbagkenlagkin Flisfutgigfobrulkinved created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nannabbagkenlagkin Flisfutgigfobrulkinved, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nannabbagkenlagkin Flisfutgigfobrulkinved, it will turn you into a duck.

Nannabbagkenlagkin Flisfutgigfobrulkinved's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nannabbagkenlagkin Flisfutgigfobrulkinved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.