Yokragvig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful chicken.

Yokragvig created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokragvig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yokragvig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yokragvig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yokragvig's Holy Commandments

1. Yokragvig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.