Tagstiplad Vigfarnpog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating snake.

Tagstiplad Vigfarnpog created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tagstiplad Vigfarnpog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tagstiplad Vigfarnpog, he will come to you in dreams.

Tagstiplad Vigfarnpog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tagstiplad Vigfarnpog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tagstiplad Vigfarnpog.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Tagstiplad Vigfarnpog loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Never eat bark.