Dumcatlit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, emotional wombat.

Dumcatlit created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dumcatlit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumcatlit, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dumcatlit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dumcatlit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Always obey Dumcatlit's priests.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.