Zimzimtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying pig.

Zimzimtik created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Zimzimtik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zimzimtik, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zimzimtik's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zimzimtik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Zimzimtik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never wear blue shirts.