Flanrullrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever bird.

Flanrullrot created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanrullrot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flanrullrot, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flanrullrot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flanrullrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.