Bessnakquafnatdagfagfonyar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, competent raven.

Bessnakquafnatdagfagfonyar created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessnakquafnatdagfagfonyar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bessnakquafnatdagfagfonyar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bessnakquafnatdagfagfonyar's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bessnakquafnatdagfagfonyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine hamsters in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Bessnakquafnatdagfagfonyar loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair white.