Sancembum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless dog.

Sancembum created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Sancembum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sancembum, it will turn you into a frog.

Sancembum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sancembum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Sancembum.

3. Never eat apples.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never eat bark.