Weggoddod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast dingo.

Weggoddod created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggoddod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weggoddod, she will make you grow a tail.

Weggoddod's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Weggoddod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

5. Do not sprint in public.