Jiphubont is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage shrew.

Jiphubont created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphubont, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jiphubont, it will turn you into a slug.

Jiphubont's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jiphubont's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never skip near swans.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.