Bunlargbit Litfigzigveennuttbadjarnsat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent deer.

Bunlargbit Litfigzigveennuttbadjarnsat created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bunlargbit Litfigzigveennuttbadjarnsat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunlargbit Litfigzigveennuttbadjarnsat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bunlargbit Litfigzigveennuttbadjarnsat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bunlargbit Litfigzigveennuttbadjarnsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Retreat if nine snails approach from the east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.