Tenhencid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful tortoise.

Tenhencid created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tenhencid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tenhencid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tenhencid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tenhencid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing dresses.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Tenhencid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Always stare at clouds.