Kopbanwodnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy dugong.

Kopbanwodnurt created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Kopbanwodnurt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kopbanwodnurt, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kopbanwodnurt's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kopbanwodnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never feed wheat to snails while wearing yellow trousers.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Kopbanwodnurt in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about planets.