Davdittunomin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful meerkat.

Davdittunomin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Davdittunomin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davdittunomin, he will make you grow a tail.

Davdittunomin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Davdittunomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Davdittunomin loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.