Quamfenmut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest bee.

Quamfenmut created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamfenmut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quamfenmut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quamfenmut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quamfenmut's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed turnips to ducks while wearing hats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quamfenmut.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never go into purple rooms.