Fadcinjam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet centipede.

Fadcinjam created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Fadcinjam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadcinjam, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fadcinjam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fadcinjam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fadcinjam.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about spacetime.