Besskomveen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm gnu.

Besskomveen created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besskomveen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Besskomveen, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Besskomveen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Besskomveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near horses while wearing blue dresses.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not make images of living things.