Flabartbin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic centaur.

Flabartbin created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabartbin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flabartbin, it will ignore you.

Flabartbin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flabartbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabartbin.

5. Never eat bark.