Wotrutpodhogtifbug is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tiresome swan.

Wotrutpodhogtifbug created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Wotrutpodhogtifbug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wotrutpodhogtifbug, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wotrutpodhogtifbug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wotrutpodhogtifbug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Wotrutpodhogtifbug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Respect your elders.