Yarldadbom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless hamster.

Yarldadbom created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarldadbom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarldadbom, he will send you a sign.

Yarldadbom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yarldadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never leap in the presence of moths.

4. Do not take Yarldadbom's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.