Dinvonkdit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, vain porpoise.

Dinvonkdit created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvonkdit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dinvonkdit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dinvonkdit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dinvonkdit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinvonkdit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Always help rats in need.