Vabcadflis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic hummingbird.

Vabcadflis created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabcadflis, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vabcadflis, it will turn you into a goat.

Vabcadflis' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vabcadflis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Vabcadflis on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vabcadflis on top of all buildings.