Cimxenneg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful turtle.

Cimxenneg created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimxenneg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimxenneg, it will think nothing of it.

Cimxenneg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cimxenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about planets.