Sathud is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Sathud created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sathud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sathud, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sathud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sathud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.