Garfendobrennuthograp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, kind meerkat.

Garfendobrennuthograp created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garfendobrennuthograp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garfendobrennuthograp, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Garfendobrennuthograp's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Garfendobrennuthograp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Garfendobrennuthograp loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Garfendobrennuthograp in the centre of the settlement.