Wikjaphat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome wombat.

Wikjaphat created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikjaphat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikjaphat, he will turn you into a mole.

Wikjaphat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wikjaphat's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

5. Do not listen to music.