Honwanciss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate human.

Honwanciss created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Honwanciss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honwanciss, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Honwanciss' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Honwanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Never wear purple hats.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Honwanciss in the centre of the settlement.