Veghogmif Hinjadkar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, prudent raccoon.

Veghogmif Hinjadkar created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veghogmif Hinjadkar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veghogmif Hinjadkar, she will remove you from existence.

Veghogmif Hinjadkar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Veghogmif Hinjadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Veghogmif Hinjadkar in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.