Dadnatlikfossmontail is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless dragonfly.

Dadnatlikfossmontail created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadnatlikfossmontail, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadnatlikfossmontail, it will turn you into a rock.

Dadnatlikfossmontail's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dadnatlikfossmontail's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine seals approach from the west.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention rats.