Jabarpnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish fox.

Jabarpnarl created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabarpnarl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabarpnarl, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jabarpnarl's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jabarpnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Jabarpnarl.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jabarpnarl on top of all buildings.