Bodvolspagjinfoss Henzakquart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring coyote.

Bodvolspagjinfoss Henzakquart created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodvolspagjinfoss Henzakquart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bodvolspagjinfoss Henzakquart, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bodvolspagjinfoss Henzakquart's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bodvolspagjinfoss Henzakquart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Bodvolspagjinfoss Henzakquart on top of important buildings.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodvolspagjinfoss Henzakquart.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Always help sick whales.