Pagtipjan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking dryad.

Pagtipjan created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagtipjan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pagtipjan, he will turn you into a rock.

Pagtipjan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pagtipjan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three whales approach from the west.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.